Learnings.org

I need help with this. Is any of what is described below actually part of the english language?

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Common Essential Learnings
Department of Learning
Our Vision: Learning Excellence - http://www.prairiesouth.ca/

learnings - The post tense meaning of the word learning: As a follow-up to actually learning.

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Key Learnings

A term created by marketers/researchers/morons to describe the collective insights gained from a particular campaign or experiment. It's not recognized as a real word but seems to be making some serious rounds throughout the business world.

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James: So in conclusion, after 90 days we have managed to acquire enough learnings to drive the cost to land one customer down almost 34%, sir.

Richard (Dick): Amazing work, Jimbo. How else can we leverage said learnings to create a value-add for the R&D group in El Paso?

A term created by marketers/researchers/morons to describe the collective insights gained from a particular campaign or experiment. It's not recognized as a real word but seems to be making some serious rounds throughout the business world.

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James: So in conclusion, after 90 days we have managed to acquire enough learnings to drive the cost to land one customer down almost 34%, sir.

Richard (Dick): Amazing work, Jimbo. How else can we leverage said learnings to create a value-add for the R&D group in El Paso?

To gain some learnings in order to leverage them later on

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We're going to launch the campaign in 476 markets nationwide so we can get smart about where our brand footprint is the strongest. From there we'll roll out our guerrilla tactics and take it viral.

I'm just going to make it up as I go

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Pardon my stream of consciousness approach to explaining the goals of the campaign, but what we need to do is drive acquisition through a revolutionary direct response program, enable viral growth at all the right intervals, speak to the masses where it makes sense, and leverage past learnings to maintain a strict optimization standard as we continue to develop our evergreen strategy for Q4. Does that make sense?

The opposite of high-level thinking. This level of thinking is only attainable by the deepest of thinkers

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The key driver of our product module development process lies in our ability to tackle problems at the most granular level, leveraging past learnings and predicting future outcomes, thus creating a truly integrated solution.

When the learnings from one test are said to provide a basis for another test

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The strategy is expected to place greater focus on energy security and climate change through promotion of cleaner, more efficient and less polluting sources and technologies, and greater use of indigenous forms of renewable energy. The strategy will address the emerging needs of Enron's developing member countries. Reviews of previous Enron energy sector operations and an analysis of the current energy policy will inform the development of the strategy.

When the learnings from one test are said to provide a basis for another test

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The strategy is expected to place greater focus on energy security and climate change through promotion of cleaner, more efficient and less polluting sources and technologies, and greater use of indigenous forms of renewable energy. The strategy will address the emerging needs of Enron's developing member countries. Reviews of previous Enron energy sector operations and an analysis of the current energy policy will inform the development of the strategy.

A tactical thinker's way of explaining an attempt at a strategic thought.

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So on a very high level, we are attempting to leverage existing learnings in order to speak to our target audience on a personal level. It's really a no-brainer.

The concept that a thing is made up of many different things which are assembled into a group to give meaning to a much larger and all encompassing thing

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I hear you. Trust me, Steve. We are on the same page here. Said another way, my question is really about the overarching goal of the initiative, which I still believe revolves around informing the creative strategy so that we might be able to net out the key learnings from our test and learn approach. Correct me if I'm wrong here, Steve.

see previous - more needs to be said about this important term

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If you are wondering - Is "learnings" a word - No. It is not. IF you find yourself asking yourself, or others - "How do I use learnings in a sentence?" - You don't. Stop. Now. You are about to look really dumb. IF you find yourself trying to apply learnings - Stop. You will get hurt. They don't exist. IF you want to share learnings, don't be fooled - they are only in your head... don't share that insanity with anyone else. IF you try to teach others that learnings really is a real word - You will be Chuck Norris Beard-Fist Punched in the face. When you least expect it. IF you know the name of the person that tried to lie to you and teach you a word, learnings, that is not a word - Stop using it immediately, and un-friend them. Now. You're wasting valuable time. Really.