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Touch base

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An increasingly common part of the 'overworked and underlaid' managers lexicon, 'Touch Base' is code for:

'I would very much like to act on my barely suppressed erotic desire for you by getting to first base at your earliest convenience.'

As in...
Bob, let me touch base with you early next week.

[Bob will of course understand this to mean that John will block out the board room, organise fresh towels, and bring scented massage oil]

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